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X Factor star Eoghan Quigg was celebrating a big win last night — when his cousin won his first major boxing title! Paul ‘Dudey’ McCloskey won the British light-welterweight title after a classy performance against Colin Lynes in London on ...
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Boxing clever - Belfast Telegraph
LAS VEGAS – Rarely is there joy in writing an obituary. This time it feels like a public service to write about the demise of Oscar De La Hoya's boxing career and to offer free advice. Yes, Golden Boy, you should hang up your gloves. Retire. Spend ...
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Commentary: OK, Oscar, it's over now - Sacramento Bee
While getting his hands wrapped for his match against James Irvin, Anderson Silva had boxing on his mind. “Do you think I could beat Roy Jones Jr.?” he asked cutman Jacob “Stitch” Duran. “I told him he should go for it,” said Stitch ...
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Silva-Jones: First Boxing/MMA Superfight? - Sweet Science
During these dismal economic times, perhaps the sweet science can relieve a little stress. "Picture some person you hate," says boxing champ Oscar De La Hoya. "Put their face on that bag and just punch at it. Let go of those frustrations." Feel free ...
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A Free Boxing Lesson With: Oscar De La Hoya - Time
LOS ANGELES (Dec. 2, 2008) – Joan Guzman (28-0, 17 KOs) continues to leave his sparring partners gassed and looking for the exits. On this occasion, from the Maywood Gym in Los Angeles, undefeated super featherweight Urbano Antillion (24-0, 17 KOs ...
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Boxing News: Joan Guzman; Al Bernstein; Danny Garcia; Nagy Aguilera - East Side Boxing
Dom Arioli walks across the rubber-padded floor, his ever-present stopwatch in hand. Oh, how people love Coach Dom but hate that stopwatch. "Everyone all right? You doing good?" Arioli asks. "We're almost halfway there. A minute 30 left. This is the ...
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Boxing takes fitness to a new level - Democrat and Chronicle
HE will be remembered as Hampshire’s finest post-war boxer. Boxing hero Vince Hawkins punched his way from bullied schoolboy to fighting champion. Next Monday friends, family and fans of the will gather to pay tribute to Vince, who has died aged 85 ...
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Post-warboxing champion Vince Hawkins dies aged 85 - This is Southampton
Dec. 5--After 46 years and three generations of fighters, Odessa's branch of the Twin Cities Tigers youth boxing club finally has a place to call its own. Coach David Rodriquez Jr. and some 40 kids ages 8 to 18 recently moved into the city's old Fire ...
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T.K.O. kids - Daily Oklahoman
It was this time of year, a little more than 30 years ago, when my father asked me if I wanted to “go for a ride.” The fact that he asked me that question was nothing new. It would come almost once a week, and whether it was intentional or not ...
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After the hunt, the hard work begins - Macomb Daily
LAS VEGAS, NV — Jim Lampley, freaking out with excitement today, has spent at least two of the last three hours shadowboxing in front of a mirror in his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, SSNN has learned. “I woke up ...
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Open Question: Do You Know You Can Get Though The Holidays on mere pennies!?
You know christmas is all about sharing good times with family and close friends.all we really want to know is that were all loved! Keep the holidays simple!! Christmas is very magical for me.there is so much going on event wise during the holidays just watch your local newspapers for all the events listed and local charites whom offer many great free!!! christmas meals to share with your families..but some do request rsvp..so many great cooks whom make such great foods and lavish desserts..in keeping the holidays simple some suggestions are; 1.make up home baked holiday treats from cookies,to mini holiday cakes,to home made candies, caramel apples,pizza cookies,home made breads, jams or jellies,or home baked ice cream cone cakes are always fun to give,and recieve...Do you realize there are so many budget friendly stores for those of us on tight budgets as i am..for me my favorite places to shop when i have some cash on hand are: 1.pier 1 imports clearance items
2.dollar general stores
3.dollar tree stores
4.family dollar stores
5.Big Lot stores
6.target dollar spot items
7.save -a-lot grocery stores have a whole dollar section and a numerous assortment of really neat finds.for just a buck! from mens and womans winter hat and gloves to give as sets,to socks,to dvd classic movies so why not make a movie night gift basket filled with classic dvd movies.. or another budget simple friendly idea for all the men on your list is make up poker gift baskets filled with the poker hand book,the decks of cards,the dice,and the poker chips ,etc...(shh my son is getting this this year)!!that they will wow over!!
another budget friendly idea for all the cooks on your list is too buy a inexpensive metal sifter and fill it with tools we need...
another suggestion i really enjoy is shopping at only the dollar general store .as i favor there holiday scented candles in a jar for $1.00 there the best.. then buy some holiday printed sacks.some bows,the tags,perhaps some boxes of candy canes to add to front of package.needless to say slip one holiday scented candle per bag..and what a clever inexpensive holiday gift to give and recieve..or if you do not enjoy giving holiday scented candles why not use inexpensive photo frames in stead of the scented holiday candles.
even family fare dollar grocery stores have dollar rack of cosmetics why not give sets of cosmetics or sets of professional make up brushes to give for the gals on your list...
holiday pins and brooches
photo frames
holiday candles
stationary
body butters,and bath stuff
bath stuff for men.
sets of winter gloves and hats for both men and woman
buy bulk candies from meigers to give as holiday treats fill a cup or holiday container of...
and it also helps greatly to if you have not already do start a holiday gift container to watch for neat non food itemes to fill in it with as you fined em for dirt cheap clearance prices while shopping all year long really helps me out too...so the reason i wrote this is because last night i tried to answere some one whom was broke but yahoo had troubles last night ..one can only hope this finds its way to her as well..wishing you all a very joyous holiday season...
moreVoting Question: Pt. 2 of To irresponsible BYB's What do you think?
the last cat is free, we drive back to our town. It's about 5 in the morning
now, about two hours until I have to gas my best friends. I go home, take a
shower, take my 4 anti-anxiety pills and drive to work.. I don't eat, I can't
eat. It's now time, to put these animals in the gas chamber. I put my ear plugs
in, and when I go to the collect the dogs, the dogs are so excited to see me,
that they jump up to kiss me and think they are going to play. I put them in
the rolling cage and take them to the gas chamber. They know. They just know.
They can smell the death.. They can smell the fear. They start whimpering, the
second I put them in the box. The boss tells me to squeeze in as many as I can
to save on gas. He watches. He knows I hate him, he knows I hate my job. I do
as I'm told. He watches until all the dogs, and cats (thrown in together) are
fighting and screaming. The sounds is very muffled to me because of my ear
plugs. He walks out, I turn the gas on, and walk out. I walk out as fast as I
can. I walk into the bathroom, and I take a pin and draw blood from my hand.
Why? The pain and blood takes my brain off of what I just did. In 40 minutes, I
have to go back and unload the dead animals. I pray that none survived, which
happens when I overstuff the chamber. I pull them out with thick gloves, and
the smell of carbon monoxide makes me sick. So does the vomit and blood, and
all the bowel movements. I pull them out, put them in plastic bags. They are in
heaven now, I tell myself. I then start cleaning up the mess, the mess, that
YOU PEOPLE are creating by not spay or neutering your animals. The mess that
YOU PEOPLE are creating by not demanding that a vet come in and do this
humanely. You ARE THE TAXPAYERS, DEMAND that this practice STOP! So, don't call
me the monster, the devil, the gasser, call the politicians, the shelter
directors, and the county people the devil. Heck, call the governor, tell him
to make it stop. As usual, I will take sleeping pills tonight to drown out the
screams I heard in the past, before I discovered the ear plugs. I will jump and
twitch in my sleep, and I believe I'm starting to hallucinate. This is my life.
Don't judge me. Believe me, I judge myself enough.
I don't know why this appeared in the car section ...?????????
moreResolved Question: im looking to start training for mma but im not sure ?
i wrestle in highschool currently ranked first in my city ive been doing it for about a little over 2 years and i wanna start to train mma but all ive ever done is wrestling and like i would sometimes go to a firiends boxing gym throw the gloves on and mess around but never was trained to box does it matter if i only know wrestling or do i need to know other styles of fighting to be able to train mma help me out here and if you have any suggestions of any styles of fighting feel free to let me know thanks
moreResolved Question: Girls:Have you ever bought HAIR DYE from the 99cent store?What was your experience?Were you happy with results?
Hair Dyes are getting so expensive & it's hard to know what to choose. During the summer, I like my hair a little lighter & sometimes I add highlights & during the winter I like to go back to my natural color black. I was at the 99cent store the other day & I saw HALSA Permanent Cream Hairdye(Ammonia Free) in BLACK. I bought it & went home & then had to find some rubber gloves, since there weren't any in the box. It said to leave it on for 25 min. so while I was waiting I googled Halsa hair color & I read this article:
October 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
"I found Halsa Hair Color in the .99 store. I bought LIGHT BROWN which shows as a dirty blonde shade. My hair is very light brown with a lot of gray. I used the color last evening and now I cannot go out of the house. The instructions stated to leave in hair 25 min. I only left it on 18 minutes. My hair is a shade lighter than COAL BLACK. It is so dark it looks fake. I rechecked the color tube to make sure someone did not switch colors. It said light brown. I have been shampooing my hair every hour to wash it out and it won’t budge."
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***I was like" COAL BLACK! Ahhhhhh!!! I only had it on my hair for 10 minutes, so I panicked & immediately shampooed it out. I dried my hair & I was happy how it covered most of the brown & highlights, but I think it would've came out better if I left it on the full 25 minutes. Here's what my hair looked like right after I blow dried it:
http://s118.photobucket.com/albums/o81/roniceb/?action=view¤t=blackhair-1.jpg
I was wondering if anyone else has used Hair Dye purchased at the 99cent store(or dollar store) & what was your experience? Good or Bad? Would you continue to use it because of the price(even though a more expensive brand might look better) or because you are happy with the results?
moreResolved Question: please help me with this auto finance question!?
ok so my hubby and i filled bankruptcy. we really needed a new car so we took one of our pre approval letters too the dealership that offered it. It said no money down, no payments till next year, and a free 500 gift card. so we fell in love with an 08 impala. it was 16,000 after our 19% financing its 32,000. it had 27,000 miles which i thought was a little high. so when we got home i looked through the glove box found out it was a former rental car. is that bad? also we have a week too come up with a 1250 deposit, which they gave us some excuse why it said we didn't have too put anything down. our payment is due in 4 weeks, and we didn't get the gift card cause it would bring our payments up an extra 20 a month. also they gave us the car with only half a tank of gas they refused to fill it up, when we removed the plastic floor mat things, relized there was no floor mats, no lighters (but holders for them). what im wondering is there anything i can do or am i stuck with a car payment i cant really afford? please help this is serious!
moreResolved Question: Strange (but funny) classifieds..... can anyone confirm any of these?
The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES.
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB.
100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
AND NOW FOR THE BEST OF THE LOT:
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 negotiable. No longer needed. Recently
married; wife knows everything
moreResolved Question: is there a way to learn MMA (mixed martial arts) from home?
I want to be able to learn MMA without going to a gym.. is thee a possibility to learn it for free? (i do have a boxing bag and gloves already).. so yeah any help is much appreciated :)
And i'm not trying to start trouble i'm only finding a way to defend myself cause i've never been able too
And stop with the bad answers cause i was just asking and i'm new to this yahooanswers thing... i didn't say anything bad bout you's so don't say anything back unless you have a good reason to
moreResolved Question: if you had it made in the shade?
why would you go out on a limb to file a false report?im asking myself this question as well as you.i filed a report to several agencys.even the fbi stating i seen casey anthony's car in the woods on the 25th of june.ive since went out there and found gloves(rubber surgical gloves mind you) not twenty feet from where i seen this car and they turned me away like i really want to say but cant here.anyways.i like my freedoms and i would not jepardize them for nobody.i just can not get them to believe me no matter how hard i try.whats going to happen is they will never find that body and that monster will either get off scott free or just do a couple years at most.im trying real hard to be patient cause i know they are looking in another direction.but they really do need to look outside the box.i lifted the lid for them i quese they are so in the dark with all them lies the anthony family is feeding them that they are blinded
we will see.if im lieing im dying
moreResolved Question: Honda Radio un-lock code?
I just had to share! I have a 2006 Honda Civic and recently my battery died so I lost all power. After connecting my battery, I noticed that my factory radio would not play and all is said was "CODE" and then "err1"
After doing my research on the internet I realized that Honda radios have an anti-theft feature that will not allow your radio to play unless you enter the correct code. The code was given to the ORIGINAL owner so if that's not you, then more than likely you do not have it. Some posts said that the code may be on a sticker under ur ashtray, in your glove box, side of your console, etc....mine was no where ofcourse!! I then called my Honda dealer and they wanted to charge me $45 to give me the unlock code AND they would have to take out my radio to get the serial number, what a bunch of garbage!!
So this is what I finally found out!!
A very easy and FREE way to fix your radio.
Make sure your radio is OFF. Hold down the preset buttons 1 and 6 at the same time. Turn the radio on and your SERIAL NUMBER will appear. 4 numbers first and then 4 more. Write them down
Then call (800) 999-1009. This is the number for American Honda Motor's main office.
Make sure you have your VIN number handy because they will ask for it. They will ask for your name and approx. milage, and your radio's serial number. (If you have recently purchased the vehicle they will ask you to fax a copy of your license and registration to prove it's yours) They will then give you your radio unlock code. Easy as that!
Has any one else had this problem? I wish I would have found this number a month ago when my radio went out!! Uugh
thanks, the website would have been helpful however, because I recently bought my honda, my info is not what they had on file. So I had to call, give them my new info, and then fax my license and registration for verification. So the website wouldn't have worked for me!
And I did search my car up and down for this! The dealership said that many ppl don't leave the code in the car, in case it does get stolen or something...
moreResolved Question: Olympic Boxing: There's been controversy this year over the scoring system, needing to hit with the front of ?
the glove to score a point, could not similar technology as used in Fencing be applied(as a backup to the judges) to the sport to electronically score the bout?
Just a thought, feel free to rip the idea to bits!
Kind regards
PWM;-)
moreResolved Question: What Is Your Normal School Day Routine For This Year?
With school just around the corner, 3 kids going to school this year, and a set of triplet babies to get ready, I decided we needed a new routine. Here is mine...long :)
5AM - Hubby wakes me up, puts a cup of coffee by me bed, and leaves for work. I turn the TV on and watch the news while I sip my coffee.
5:30AM - I get out of bed and into the shower.
5:45AM - Bella wakes up and gets ready
6AM - I dry my hair (it is a dry and brush style) and brush it. Then do my make-up (just a little), and get dressed)
6:30AM - I start breakfast
6:45 AM - I change and dress the babies that are up (usually all 3), put them in their highchairs and give them each a bottle.
7AM - Bella eats breakfast and Cami&Aidan wake up and go potty.
7:10 - Aidan and Cami have breakfast and Emmi&Nate have baby cereal.(Gabi doesn't eat solids)
7:25AM - Bella grabs her stuff and stands by the door.
7:30AM - Bella's ride arrives and she heads off to school. The twins finish eating, so do the triplets.
7:40 - C & A head upstairs to get dressed and brush their teeth. They brush their hair, make their beds, and put their dirty clothes in their hamper as well. I clean up the kitchen while the babies swing.
8AM - If the rooms are clean and the backpacks and them are ready, they may watch 10 minutes of educational TV or have 10 minutes of free play.
8:10AM - Structured play (blocks/coloring/etc)
8:20AM - C&A grab a milk box from the fridge and hop in the car with their backpacks. I get the triplets and their bags in the car.
8:30AM - We head out the door.
8:40AM - We arrive at pre-school. As the class mom, I go inside, help with any last minute needs, and I'm on my way by 9, when school starts. If we have any errands or somewhere to go, we do. Otherwise the triplets and I go home and go about our daily routine.
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2PM - the triplets and I head out to go get C&A
2:20PM - we get back home. C&A sit down at the table for a snack and small craft, the triplets are usually napping or swinging. I unpack lunch boxes and then go to sit with C&A. We talk about their day and go through their backpacks. All papers and assignments (they go to an advance pre-school, but just simple assignments like read this book) come out. Papers are signed and put back in their take-home folders. Assignments are done and put back in folder. Folder goes back in backpack and backpack goes up in room.
2:45 - Bella gets home and makes herself a snack, gives me papers to sign, and does homework.
3PM - Bella continues with homework and C&A go play. Then we go about our day.
4:30PM - Daddy gets home and I start dinner.
5:30Pm - Dinner is served.
6:30PM - After dinner chores are done and then play time.
7PM - The triplets get bathed and in pajamas, while C&A shower or bathe themselves (hubby checks in on them in the other bathrooms) .
7:30PM - C&A are in jammies. Then we grab their backpacks, make sure all papers and needed things for the next day are in. Bella does the same thing. Backpacks go by the door on hooks. If a jacket is needed that is hung up along with any hats or gloves that may be needed.
7:40PM - While hubby keeps the triplets happy, the other 3 kids and I go into the kitchen. They each pick out a veggie, a fruit, a main entree, a snack, and a little treat. The veggies are washed/cut up and then they put them in bags, same with the fruit. Most snacks are in individually packed, otherwise we put them in plastic bags. The main entree is prepared and put in a container. The treat is gotten ready. Refrigerated things go in the lunchbox/bag and in the fridge. Other things go on the counter. The kids then go to the pantry or fridge and pick a drink. Drink choices usually consist of small Propel, small Gatorade, milk box, juice box, or small bottle of juice. They take a small water bottle and out it in their backpack, then head up to their rooms.
8PM - All kids pick out an outfit for the next day, including shoes and accessories. The outfit is set out by their bed. While C&A brush their teeth, Bella takes the shoes downstairs and puts them by the backpacks.
8:10PM - C&A get a story in C's room, then off to bed for the both of them.
8:20Pm - The triplets get one last bottle, new diapers, and off to bed.
Then, I do any cleaning that needs to be done and Bella, hubby, and I watch TV/talk until 9. Bella then goes to bed. I finish cleaning. Hubby and I are in bed by 10. he goes to sleep and I watch a little TV or read.
What's your schedule? Sorry it's long, I often write way to much! ;)
moreResolved Question: Is this guy as bad as Michael Vick or worse?
Peru's Boxing Dog Packs A Mean Punch
LIMA (Reuters Life!) - She can't float like a butterfly, or sting like a bee, but Chela the boxing dog certainly packs a punch -- and a bite too.
With her red boxing gloves on, the 3- year-old German Shorthaired Pointer dodges punches and throws jabs with her front paws while standing up on her hind legs. Her trainer says she's the only dog in Peru who knows how to box.
"Chela didn't want to put the gloves on at first," said Cesar Chacaliaza, a brigadier in the national police force who has been training dogs for 13 years.
"But now she likes it. She's very playful."
He said he taught his previous dog, who has since died, how to box as a party trick, but with Chela he has taken the training more seriously to make her an even better boxer.
Chela also jumps through rings of fire, and is part of a team of dogs trained to chase robbers or free strapped-down hostages.
For now, her only sparring partner is Chacaliaza, though she did show off her moves in a solo performance during Peru's independence day parade last month.
"It tires her out ... and it tires me out too," Chacaliaza said as they panted together after going a few rounds.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080814/lf_nm_life/peru_dog_boxing_dc;_ylt=AizAPa_tXtAJxm8BFPpzYI4DW7oF
The humanizing of animals is just terrifying to me, for some reason.
moreResolved Question: Police officers: Do you support legalization of Marijuana? Would it make your jobs easier?
The original reasons for prohibition from the 1930's have all been proved as lies, and with legalization wouldn't more of your time be freed up to pursue real criminals, rather than engaging in high speed chases with kids running because they got .5 oz in the glove box when you only wanted to stop them for a minor ticket worthy transgression?
moreResolved Question: what is the best way to :?
blow your load
bludgeon the beefsteak
bop the baloney
box the jesuit and get cockroaches
boxin' the bald champ
buff the banana
buff the torpedo
burp the baby
burp the worm
busting a nut
butter the corn
choke Kojak
choke the chicken
choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
clamp the pipe
clean your rifle
climb Mount Baldy
closet Frisbee
come into your own
consulting Dr Hans Jerkov
cook the cream of cock
corral the tadpoles
drain the monster
engage in safe sex
fist fuck
fist your mister
five knuckle shuffle
flog the dog
flog the dong
flog the hog
flog the log
flog your mule
fondle the fig
Free Willy
friggit
gallup the antelope
genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion
get a date with Slick Mittens
get a grip on yourself
get the German soldier marching
get to know yourself
give it a tug
go a couple of rounds with ol' josh
go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
grease the pipe
hack the hog
hack off
hand work-out
have a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake
have a date with Fisty Palmer
have a date with palm of your handerson (Pamela Anderson)
have a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
have it off
have sex with someone you love
hitchhike to heaven
hitchhike under the big top
hold the sausage hostage
hug the hog
hump your hose
jack hammer
jack off
jazz yourself
jerk off
jerkin' the Gherkin
jerking the joint
juggling the coullions
killing kittens (as in "everytime you wank, God kills a kitten")
meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters
knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
lope the mule
make instant pudding
make the bald man puke
making love to the shower
mangle the midget
manipulate the mango
manual override
master bacon
meet Rosie Hancock
milk the cow
milk the lizard
mount a corporal and four
nerk your throbber
null the void
oil the glove
pound your flounder
pull off
pull rank
pull the carrot
pull the cord
pull the five-knuckle shuffle
pull the goalie
pull the pole
pull the pope
pull the tool
pull your pud
pull your prick
pull your taffy
pump the python
punchin' the munchkin
ram the ham
ride the great white knuckler
roll your own
rope the pony
rope the pope
rub off
rub one out
run off a batch by hand
sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights
scour the tower of power
self abuse
self-induced penile regurgitation
shag
shake hands with the unemployed
shake hands with your John Thomas
shake hands with your wife's best friend
shemp the hog
shift gears
shine the helmet
shine your pole
shoot putty at the moon
shoot skeet (pull...shoot)
shoot the moon
slakin' the bacon
slam the ham
slam the spam
slammin' the salmon
slap high fives with Yul Brynner
slap the carrot
slap the clown
slap the donkey
slap the pud
slap the salami
slappin' pappy
sling the jelly
snap the monkey
snap the rubber
snap the snake
snap the whip
solo sex
spank the frank
spank the monkey
spank the salami
spilling the seed
squeeze the cheese
squeeze the juice
squeeze the squirrel
stickin' it slick
stinky pinky
stir the yogurt
stoke it
strangle the Pope
stroke it
stroke off
stroke the one-eyed burping gecko
stroke the dog
stroke the satin-headed serpent
stroke your poker
stroking Willie the one-eyed wonder-worm
take matters into your own hands
take the monster for a one-armed ride
take part in population control
tease the weenie
tenderize the tube steak
test the testicles
test your batteries
the art of Unisex
the lonliest date
tickly my fancy
tickle the pickle
toss off
toss the turkey
twang the wire
thump the pump
tweak your twinkie
varnish the flagpole
wack the one-eyed worm
wack the weasel
wack the willie
walk the dog
walk the plank
wank
wax the carrot
wax the dolphin
wax your surfboard
whack off
whip off
whip the dummy
whip the wire
whip the willie
whip up some sour cream
whip your dripper
whizzin' jism
wixen
wonk your conker
work off
wrestle the eel
wring out your rope
wrist aerobics
yank off
yank the crank
yank your plank
yank the yoyo
moreVoting Question: What kind of workout would benefit me the most?
So, I just bought one of those wavemaster free standing punching bags, gloves, some dumbells, and will be getting a jump rope and one of those resistance chords (for situps and whatever else...I guess?).
I'm interested in becoming a boxer (not pro or anything). I'm 26 yrs old, 6'2'', 230 lbs and have not followed a workout routine in about a year.
What would be the best routine for me to follow to become a boxer? Any suggestions on more equipment? (A heavy bag would be nice but space is a problem) Are boxing lessons necessary?
moreResolved Question: What do you think of these helpful hints?
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DID YOU KNOW?
Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to
pick the little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do it.
Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store.
If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil.
It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!
Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating.
Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.
Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef.
It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.
To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of
spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.
For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints
in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.
Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste
of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.
Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply
chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them
in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350
for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!
Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low
and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on
the cooking channel and it really works.
Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.
Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer
for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes
with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.
Reheating refrigerated bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in
a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food
moist and help it reheat faster.
Newspaper weeds away
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers,
put layers around the plants overlapping as you go cover with mulch and for-
get about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not
get through wet newspapers.
Broken Glass
Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.
No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket.
It will keep the mosquitoes away.
Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper.
The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.
Flexible vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel
roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in nar-
row openings.
Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt
or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose.
Place pin in seam of slacks and ... ta da! ... static is gone.
Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water.
Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such
as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.
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Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of
your car . When the window s fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!
Reopening envelope
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside,
just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals
easily.
Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and
leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you
bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.
Goodbye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar
and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the
cup and gone forever!
Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants They eat it, take it 'home,' can't
digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works
and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!
INFO ABOUT CLOTHES DRYERS
The heating unit went out on my dryer! The gentleman that fixes things around the
house for us told us that he wanted to show us something and he went over to the
dryer and pulled out the lint filter. It was clean. (I always clean the lint from the fil-
ter after every load clothes.) He told us that he wanted to show us something; he
took the filter over to the sink and ran hot water over it. The lint filter is made of a
mesh material ... I'm sure you know what your dryer's lint filter looks like. Well ...
the hot water just sat on top of the mesh! It didn't go through it at all! He told us
that dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh that's what burns out the heating unit.
You can't SEE the film, but it's there. It's what is in the dryer sheets to make your
clothes soft and static free ... that nice fragrance too. You know how they can feel
waxy when you take them out of the box .. well this stuff builds up on your clothes
and on your lint screen. This is also what causes dryer units to potentially burn your
house down with it! He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long
time (and to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out and wash it with
hot soapy water and an old toothbrush (or other brush) at least every six months.
He said that makes the life of the dryer at least twice as long! How about that!?!
Learn something new everyday! I certainly didn't know dryer sheets would do that.
So, I thought I'd share!
Note: I went to my dryer and tested my screen by running water on it. The water ran
through a little bit but mostly collected all the water in the mesh screen. I washed it
with warm soapy water and a nylon brush and I had it done in 30 seconds. Then when
I rinsed it ... the water ran right thru the screen! There wasn't any puddling at all! T
hat repairman knew what he was talking about!
note from Jean----I checked out my dryer screen--I seldom use bounce,-- but water would scarcely go through !! I cleaned it and then the water sailed right through -.imagine that ! ----
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK.
NOT ONLY COULD IT SAVE SOMEONE'S HOME, BUT IT COULD SAVE
SOMEONE'S LIFE.
moreResolved Question: Easy, Free, and Simple Sims 2 for PC Downloads?
OK, so i have tried to download Sims 2 stuff for my game. but i just CANNOT get it to work! Ive asked a similar question, but now i have another question: What are good sites for downloads? i mean, like super-duper easy!
i made a Download folder, if that helps. i don't have my ID code-thing for my game, becuase my mom threw away the box with the papers and whatnot. I have just the original Sims 2, no other games. i'm not really handy with stuff like this, so ANY help would be great! i've already downloaded some stuff, and i have no idea how to get it on the game... im out in center field without a glove! Thanks!
Also, i have a Dell computer if that helps. my friend said Dells don't work with Sims most of the time.
moreResolved Question: Is this a good idea?
I have been racking my brain for a 30th b-day party idea. I need something completely awesome for someone who doesn't have any unusual interests. All I have right now is getting everyone together at a sports bar and that just is way too far from being good enough. So let me tell you a little about him first. He likes the beach, likes playing tennis, is very funny and it's important to him to be considered funny, likes to drink and go to bars and loves all the mma, ufc stuff. I had an idea that maybe I could rent a boxing/fighting ring for a couple hours and we could all go there and fight each other. Seriously. But with sparring or boxing gloves. I thought it sounded fun personally altho I don't know how other people would react. What do you think? Feel free to ask me more questions. Thank you so much!
moreResolved Question: Wii on eBay not selling?
NINTENDO WII
Games:
Super Smash Bros Brawl (wii)
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (wii)
Resident Evil 4 (wii)
Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles (wii)
ManHunt 2 (wii)
Need for Speed Carbon (wii)
Marvel Ultimate Alliance (wii)
Wii Sports (wii)
-Tennis
-Boxing
-Golf
-Baseball
-Bowling
Wii Play (wii)
-Tanks
-Billiards
-Shooting Range
-Find Mii
-Pose Mii
-Table Tennis
-Laser Hockey
-Charge!
-Fishing
ADDITIONAL:
Virtual Console Games:
Sonic The Hedgehog
Super Mario Bros
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Accessories:
2 Wii Remotes
2 Wii Nunchuks
2 Wii Gloves
2 Wii Straps
Nintendo Wi-Fi USB Connector (Retail 40$)
WiFi USB Extender
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499.99$
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Used Wii 200$,
9 Games 25$ = 225$
2Wiimotes 2Nunchuks, with gloves and straps from nintendo,100$
VC games (FREE)
Wifi adapter 20$
That totals 540$, at discount prices for everything. 500$ should be good. Its been 5 days, and no bids?
...
Am I doing something wrong here?
Any tips? Or offers?
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Ebay Item: 280226035575
Forgot to add, everything comes with box, manuals, sensor bar, all the necessary cords.
Everything works great.
Reason for selling: Trying to get transportation, that is light on fuel, etc, and I don't have time for games anymore. :(
moreResolved Question: I'm not sure this question posted?
I'm slowly oragnizing my house (a little at a time). My mother-in-law (and father-in-law too) are taking my kids to the carnival so I am going to have a nice dinner with my husband and then organize the lovely.....front closet. It is a terrible mess. So many shoes that are supose to be in the kids closet. Boxes of mittens, gloves, scarfs, and hats. Each child has (we have 6) a winter parka, fleece, raincoat, sports jacket, and a dress coat. Probably the fleece, dress, and sports coat don't fit them anymore. How can I oraganize this? Where can I donate the coats except for a Goodwill place because #1 our town just throws there stuff out (who knows why) so their aren't really any Goodwill boxes and #2 they are all in great shape or new (the mittens, gloves, and hats) so I want it to be free to a person who needs it. Anway, let me know! I'm going to eat with my husband so I'll check this after dinner.
moreResolved Question: New motherboard issue biostar-a770 a2+?
just got shipment in last week. biostar a770 a2+ was noticable defective, bent i/o ports, various capacitors bent at 20 degree angle. rma'd, newegg was awesome on that. got replacement in. Hooked everything up on static free mat and proper gloves.
processor first, stock heatsink(windsor 5600+) clamped and plenty of thermal juice :) (rosewill 500w) 24pin from powersupply. 4pin 12v connector, 2gig gskill pc6400. psu lights up for half a second and cuts off, cpu fan doesnt spin. no light on motherboard. So far!! i've tested psu on another system, works just fine. used cmos jumpers to clear the cmos. and thats where im at. trying to stay sane before i go to work tomorrow & test processor in another system and try an alternate processor in this motherboard. anyone know of any issues with this motherboard?? assuming it is not doa. i've read that you need bios update for quad cores, but dual-cores should work straight out of the box correct?? any help appreciated.
moreResolved Question: i dont understand what to do how do culutre bacteria?
for this science fair project Experimental Procedure
Using the permanent marker, divide the cutting board into six sections, numbering each section #1–6 like this:
Put on your gloves and wipe the piece of lunch meat all over the surface of the cutting board. Wipe evenly over the entire surface in circular motions. Leave out overnight, gross!
The next day you will cleanse each section of the cutting board with a different disinfectant and then culture the bacteria from each section on a nutrient agar petri dish.
Prepare your disinfectant solutions by numbering six small cups #1–6 using your permanent marker. Each numbered cup will match one section of your cutting board fomite.
Fill each cup with a different disinfectant solution and write it in a data table. You should fill the first cup with water as a negative control:
Number Type of Disinfectant Number of Colonies Other Observations
1 water (control)
2
3
4
5
6
Using the tweezers, grab a cotton ball from a NEW, unopened bag of cotton balls. Dip it into one of the solutions, and rub it on the surface of the cutting board in the matching numbered section. Be careful not to let the solution run into another section!
After each application, throw the cotton ball into the trash and dip your tweezers into an extra cup filled with full strength rubbing alcohol.
Repeat steps 6 and 7 until you have applied a different disinfectant to each square of the cutting board. Allow the board to dry completely.
When all of the sections of the cutting board are dry, you are ready to culture bacteria from each disinfectant treatment. Prepare your agar plates by numbering the lids #1–6 to match the sections of your cutting board. Arrange the plates on a cookie sheet lined with clean paper towels. DO NOT open the lids yet or you will contaminate your cultures!
Using the tweezers, grab a clean Q-tip from a NEW, unopened box of Q-tips. Holding one end only, swipe the other end across one section of the cutting board using a circular motion. DO NOT allow the tip of the swab to contact anything else!
With your free hand, open the lid of the matching agar petri dish and swipe the Q-tip gently across the agar surface using a zig-zag motion. Immediately replace the lid of the petri dish and secure with a few pieces of clear tape. DO NOT set the lid down while you are streaking the agar because this can contaminate the lid and change your results!
Repeat steps 10 and 11 until you have swiped each section of the cutting board onto a separate agar plate.
Leave the plates on the cookie sheet in a warm place for 1–2 days, until bacterial colonies are visible.
Count the number of colonies on each plate and write your results in the data table, along with any other observations you have.
Draw a picture of each plate, noting the size and color of the colonies. If you have a digital camera, you can also take a picture of each plate for your poster.
Graph your results and compare the activities of the different disinfectants. Which sections of the cutting board had the most colonies? Which had the least? Which disinfectants worked the best? The worst?
i dont know how to culture the bacteria like i transfer the germs or something
moreResolved Question: will using a free standing speedball damage my hands?
thinking of geting a free standing speedball - the one on a base that is on a spring. i dont want to get into boxing in a big way, just want to use it for cardio and building up a bit of strength, for a short time, a few times a week - sort of build it into my exsisting work out programme.
trouble is im also a musician and dont want to damage my hands.
is using a speedball rather than a bag going to do any damage to them if i wear good padded gloves and wraps? or should i just not bother?
moreResolved Question: A novel, by Homes. What would you do? Sell it? Return it? Keep it?
You inherit a Henri Richard’s authentic 1966 Game 7, overtime game-winning goal GLOVE. It’s in a nice shadow-box frame with Certificate of Authenticity. You go to the Antiques Roadshow, & the appraiser demands the glove needs to be reframed because it is not mounted on Acid-free matting. You are so uptight, there is no way you are letting some zit faced frame store kid touch this glove, so you decided that you will have to do the job yourself. You open the back of the frame, & pull the glove out. Unpredictably, nostalgia engulfs you, & you decide to slide your hand into the glove. After that you grab your hockey stick in the corner, & pretend to be a kid for a moment wearing Henri Richard’s glove! Suddenly, you sense the fairy tale the “Princess & the Pea”. You feel something in this glove. You slide your hand out of the glove & use a ruler to remove this odd object. Lo & behold it's a BIG diamond! The next day a jeweler says it's worth $23,000!
What do you do next?
moreResolved Question: looking to buy medical latex examination powdered free gloves for less than $3.50 a box, let's make a deal!
I order 300 to 500 boxes of latex powdered free gloves a month -from x-small to large. Do you know any one with a good deal.
moreResolved Question: Need HELP on Ball Python!! plz?
ok heres what happen i just receive a ball python that my friends brothers friend didnt want
its a baby, petco style baby
i got it for free, everything, the whole set up
the part i need help on is that he is not that tamed!
i got the box and kinda blew air at him and striked at me and started to hiss
i need help on how to tame it the best possible way, and fast!
does anyone know how to tame ball pythons that can help me out?
also do i wear special gloves so if he strikes at me and bites me.??
do they have fangs?
and does it hurt?
and if it bites me whats the best possible way to remove it?
and how to treat the wound?
please help me!!!
it could also be a Burmese python
dunno
also supposably a cloth was thrown on top of it so it can be placed on the box
i own snakes but this is my first ball python or burmese
and it does look like its about 2 shed
what type of gloves are best
moreResolved Question: More Random facts?
• Steve Austin is a big time antiques collector!
• One of the band members who did DeGeneration X's theme song if Triple H's real life brother.
• Test (Andrew Martin) was trained by Bret "The Hitman" Hart.
• Brian Christopher and Scott Taylor were scheduled to have a gay marriage as a part of a storyline at a PPV, but Jerry Lawler, Brian Christopher's father strongly objected.
• Kane (Glen Jacobs) was born in Madrid, Spain.
• Edge (Adam Copeland) is actually engaged to Val Venis's sister.
• Kane (Glen Jacobs) has a degree in English and Teaching.
• Former WWF superstar, Tito Santana owns a hair salon in Roxbury, New Jersey.
• Prior to joining the WWF, Hardcore Holly (Robert Howard) worked as a full-time welder.
• Bret "The Hitman" Hart owns a professional hockey team known as The Calgary Hitmen.
• Shane Douglas and Headbanger Mosh have licenses to teach!
• Jerry Lawler and The Honky Tonk Man are cousins!
• Shawn Michaels is a huge fan of country singer, Garth Brooks!
• Bradshaw used to compete in the NFL, but had to retire due to a knee injury.
• Rocky Maivia is a skilled light tackle salt water fisherman.
• Along with Chyna and Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Perry Saturn was also trained by Killer Kowalski.
• Jimmy Hart composes most of the WCW stars' entrance theme songs.
• Colonel Robert Parker (Tennessee Lee in the WWF) used to wrestle under the name of Robert Fuller before retiring and becoming a manager.
• D-Lo Brown is a Certified Public Accountant!
• Vader knows how to play the piano!
• The Bushwhackers own a restaurant and it's called "The Bushwhackers Down Under!" It's located in the Tampa Bay area of Florida.
• Jerry "The King" Lawler is a die hard Cleveland Indians fan!
• Marc Mero won three New York State golden gloves in boxing before entering pro wrestling.
• Ahmed Johnson used to play football for the Dallas Cowboys.
• Chris Chetti was the first man to graduate from ECW's School of Hardcore.
• Kevin Nash played Super Shredder in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2" the movie.
• X-Pac is a computer whiz!
• Duke "The Dumpster" Droese loves to do imitations and his best one is none other than Vince McMahon!
• Steve Austin is also good at doing impressions. His best is none other than Eric Bischoff!
• Brian Pillman played two years of football for The Cincinatti Bengals!
• Before entering the WWF, Rena Mero was a model for Guess Jeans wear.
• Before she married Brian Pillman, Melanie Pillman went out with Jim Hellwig (The Ultimate Warrior).
• Brian Lee (Chainz) was the best man at Mark Callaway's (The Undertaker) wedding.
• Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Marty Jannetty, and Blitzkreig have all used The Hollywood Blondes' theme music.
• Scott Hall agreed to be the best man at Justin Credible's wedding but failed to contact him in the weeks before the ceremony and ultimately no-showed.
• Roddy Piper announced that his last wrestling match would be at WrestleMania III against Adrian Adonis.
• Terry Funk first announced his retirement in 1983.
• In 1995, Marcus Bagwell had calf implants which leaked and he had them removed.
• Vince McMahon, Jr. wanted to become a wrestler, but his father, the late Vince McMahon Sr. strictly forbid him in doing so.
• Before breaking into wrestling, Jerome Young (New Jack) worked as a bounty hunter.
• Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington despises his cousin Davey Boy Smith so much, he can't bring himself to say his name.
• During one drinking session, Andre The Giant downed 119 bottles of beer.
• Barry Windham's father, Blackjack Mulligan served time for counterfeiting.
• Cactus Jack & Terry Funk were originally scheduled to face the New Age Outlaws in a Barbed Wire Match at WrestleMania XIV, but the PPV people forbid them to do it, hence the Dumpster Match.
• Back when the ECW/WWF angle was going on, the WWF was going to hold a live Raw from the ECW Arena, despite it's size. This idea was nixed however.
• Back in the 1980's Hulk Hogan's opponents were banned from mentioning his receding hair line in interviews.
• Stan Lane was once billed as Stan Flair because people thought he resembled Ric Flair.
• All Japan Pro Wrestling hasn't fed it's fans a count-out or a disqualification in over five years. • Shawn Michaels is married to former Nitro Girl, Whisper!
• Marc Mero didn't leave WCW over money issues. He left because of the angle he was in where he was involved with another man's wife. • Larry Zbyszko is a licensed pilot.
• Sid once backed down from a fight with Brian Pillman in a hotel bar, retreated to his car to arm himself with a weapon with which to defend himself and returned clutching a squeegee.
• Ted Dibase was once the Mid-South North American Heavyweight Champion.
• World Championship Wrestling was once called Georgia Championship Wrestling.
• In many of his WrestleMania matches Randy Savage would foreshadow the result of his bout by the color hat he wore to the ring. Two examples: 1 when he wrestled the Ultimate Warrior at WMVII as a heel and left as a babyface, he entered the ring wearing a white hat. 2. when he defeated Ric Flair at WMVIII to take the WWF strap, he wore a gold costume.
• Hulk Hogan agreed to drop the world title to the Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania VI because he was planning on retiring and wanted to pass the torch on to his babyface successor so he wouldn't have to come back and get "revenge" on a heel for his fans.*Hogan forced McMahon to give him the strap at the end of WMIX by threatening to no-show his tag earlier on the show with Brutus Beefcake against IRS & Ted Dibiase.
• WrestleMania VII was moved from the Rose Bowl to the Sports Arena in Los Angeles because Vince McMahon feared a sniper might try and take out lead heel Sgt. Slaughter, playing the role of a Iraqi sympathizer during the Gulf War.
• Apparently feeling he had nothing to lose, Sid Justice doublecrossed Vince McMahon by kicking out of Hogan's legdrop at WMVIII. Sid had been caught cheating on a drug test a few weeks earlier and was going to be suspended. Sid's manager, Harvey Whippleman (who is said to have supplied Sid with the false urine sample that WWF official Dave Hebner found Sid carrying in a vile) reacted quickly, jumping into the ring and getting his man disqualified before all hell broke loose.
• McMahon wanted a Flair-Hogan main event for WMVIII, but before Flair surprisingly was unable to re-up on a contract with WCW, McMahon signed Sid with the promise he would wrestle Hogan at the next WM. So, McMahon went with a double main event of Hogan-Sid and Flair-Savage.
• Prior to WMX, McMahon had Lex Luger come out with the world belt for a television taping, scheduled to air after the pay-per-view. Either planning a swerve all along or changing his mind after word got out, McMahon had Bret Hart win the three-way tournament between Hart, Luger and Yokozuna.
• In 1994, WCW used to hire paid models and actors to sit in the audience to cheer and boo their wrestlers because the audience was usually dead for their shows.
• When WCW did the World Wide show, they used to have a monitor to tell the audience who to cheer and who to boo. One one occasion when Rick Rude and the Equalizer (the "heels") came out, the audience accidentally cheered for them and WCW had to reshoot their entrance over again.
• When Shawn Michaels was attacked outside of a nightclub by approximately 10 "thugs" (actually it was by a marine group), Shawn was accompanied by Davey Boy Smith and Sean Waltman (1-2-3 Kid). Shawn tried to be the brave one and he ended up suffering for it.
• The WWF says that the Dynamite Kid left the WWF and retired because of an injury. Actually, the Kid still wrestles in England and the real reason he left was because of a locker room fight with him and Jacques Rougeau. The Bulldog opted to keep contact with the WWF and because of that and other reasons, the Bulldog and the Dynamite Kid haven't spoken in years.
• On May 11, 1987, Kevin Von Erich collapsed in the middle of the ring during an eight-man bout pitting him, The Fantastics, and Bruiser Brody against Brian Adias, Black Bart, Al Madril, and Al Perez. Fantastic Tommy Rogers, seeing Von Erich turning blue, administers cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
• Bam Bam Bigelow was chosen as the opponent for Lawrence Taylor at WMXI because he was the WWF's best big man worker. Bigelow says that as payment for doing the job he was promised a big babyface push down the road. That didn't happen as The Cliq (not fans of Bam Bam) began gaining political power, and Bigelow wasn't with the company very much longer.
• The Undertaker is undefeated at WrestleMania's. His record as of right now is 9-0.
• Prior to entering the squared circle, Steve Corino worked in a milk processing plant in Philadelphia.
• Elektra was once married to Big Dick Dudley.
• Washington Redskins head coach George Allen once offered Andre the Giant a contract to play professional football.
• Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair's first match took place in October 1991 with the "Nature Boy" winning the contest.
• J.J. Dillon thought of the Model gimmick for Rick Martel.
• Rick Martel is a gourmet chef.
• The Warlord (real name Terry Szopinski) was forced to retire following a 1996 car accident involving a Pizza Hut delivery carrier. A lawsuit is depending.
• DDP credits Bobby "The Brain" Heenen for coming up with the name Diamond cutter.
• Spike Dudley is a former third grade teacher from Rhode Island before getting into the wrestling business.
• Kurt Angle's wife is a former stripper.
• In the summer of 1995, Kurt Angle failed in a tryout to make the Pittsburgh Steelers of the National Football League.
• Al Snow is well trained in martial arts, mat grappling, free style, hardcore, and shoot-fight wrestling.
• Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty won the WWF tag team title from Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart in October of 1990 at a taping for Saturday Night's Main Event. Neidhart had been fired and was filling contractual obligations, which including jobbing the tag titles to another team. In what should have been a minor point, the top rope broke at one point during the match. The Rockers defended the titles for a week after that, but then Neidhart was re-hired by the WWF, and Vince McMahon decided that the title change never actually happened, in one of the goofier decisions of the 90s, and one of many to affect the careers of Shawn and Bret. As an explanation, a story was sent to Pro Wrestling Illustrated about the rope break causing an "unfair working environment" for both teams, and hence the title reign was annulled. This was simply to cover up for the fact that they reported the title change as fact a week prior and needed a reason to no longer report it as such. The title change was edited out of the Main Event broadcast, and thus went down in history that the Rockers never had the belt.
• From 1986-1989 Ric Flair averaged 34 minutes per-match. In that span he had 19 matches that lasted longer than 50 minutes. • The Rock's wife Dany is the Associate Vice President of Merrill Lynch.
• Leatherface caused the scar on Mick Foley's left arm.
• Hulk Hogan earned 1.8 million dollars with his match up against Randy Macho Man Savage at Wrestlemania 5.
• Buff Bagwell, before becoming a wrestler was a model, exotic dancer and acted in a few Soft Porn flicks.
• The Peoples Eyebrow was first named the "Heat Brow". The Rock called it that in college, but he changed the name do to the fact that the name didn't catch on.
• D'Lo Brown began his career as the "head of security" for the Gangstas in Smokey Mountain Wrestling. He later debuted in the WWF as one of the many members of Faarooq's Nation of Domination entourage.
• Former Nitro Girl Fyre (Teri Byrne) attended Arizona State University, and used to be a mortgage home broker.
• Rick Rude was trained by Eddie Sharkey, who also trained the Road Warriors, Barry Darsow, and Nikita Koloff.
• The British Bulldog (Davey Boy Smith) paid the WWF $100,000 to get out of his contract to leave for WCW.
• The orginial Midnight Express was a six man tag team in Alabama, consisting of Dennis Condrey, Randy Rose, and Norvell Austin.
• Mark Henry and Pittsburgh Steeler Kevin Henry are cousins.
• Jerry Jarrett brought Rick Rude to Memphis, and gave him the nickname "Ravishing."
• ECW's Dawn Marie appeared in the original Austin Powers MTV special as one of the go-go dancers and actually had a couple of speaking lines.
• Gorgeous George, real name Stephanie Bellars, spent jail time as a teenager for burglaziring a home and slashing a girl's face with a broken beer bottle.
• "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan got the idea of bringing a 2x4 to the ring from the movie, "Walking Tall."
• Jim Hellwig (The Warrior) studied to be a chiropractor in Atlanta.
• Demolition Ax (Bill Eadie) is a former school teacher.
• Two days before WrestleMania 9, Hogan was injured in a jet-ski accident. That explains the shiner he had when he wrestled at WrestleMania 9. • Roddy Piper was Ric Flair's best man.
• Before becoming a wrestler, Val Venis used to race motocross.
• The Big Bossman was a prison guard in Georgia.
• Randy Savage was trained by his father, Angelo Poffo.
• Dusty Rhodes played college football at West Texas.
• Verne Gagne trained Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.
• Lex Luger played college football at Penn State.
• Meng once wrestled as jobbber Larry Hurst.
• Johnny Ace once dated former adult film star Seka.
• Madusa is an accomplished singer.
• The original idea for UPN's Smackdown! was for an all women wrestling show.
• Kevin Nash was a doorman/bouncer at a Michigan night club before entering the wrestling business.
• Disco Inferno was released from his WCW contract in '97 after refusing to do the job for Jacquelyn (now Jacky in the WWF). He returned to the promotion later in the year only after agreeing to wrestle her. However, Ted Turner had a 'no man against woman violence' clause on his networks. So Disco had to avoid making physical contact with her throughout the entire match.
• Linda McMahon is a laywer. • Bad News Brown used the name "The Ultimate Warrior" before Jim Hellwig.
• "Sweet" Stan Lane is the only wrestler ever trained by Ric Flair.
• Del Wilkes sold the rights to the Patriot gimmick to Tom Brandi.
• Simon Diamond was a catcher on the Virginia Commonwealth baseball team for three years but then he got hurt and that ended his baseball career. He did eventually go back to college and get his degree in English.
• Bruce Hart gave Wayne Farris The Honkey Tonk Man name.
• Chyna is fully licensed to compete in boxing.
• The WWF considered giving Dustin Rhodes a "Gunslinger" gimmick, before coming up with Goldust.
• Rikishi has a brother that wrestles as Fatu in Japan. • Jimmy Hart thought of the 3 Count gimmick.
• Jimmy Hart and Jerry Lawler attended the same high school in Memphis (not at the same time).
• Prior to WrestleMania IV, USA Today got a copy of the post-WrestleMania WWF Magazine which listed Randy Savage as champion before the tournament (where Savage beat Dibiase in the finals) took place. McMahon publicly referred to it as a coincidence.
• The Ultimate Warrior left the WWF in 1991 because he and Vince McMahon did not come to terms on his future role...Warrior wanted to be in the title situation but the WWF saw differently...in 1992, the Warrior disappeared again because he did not want to get involved in a second-rate feud with Nailz.
• In 1991, Ric Flair was fired/quit WCW. He showed up in the WWF soon thereafter holding the WCW title and claimed to be the "Real World's champion." The reason he was able to leave the company with the title is because he owned that title. WCW later bought it back from Flair for reportedly $75,000.
• On May 26, 1987, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Iron Sheik were arrested by N.J. State police. Duggan was charged with possession of marijuana and drinking alcohol while driving. Sheik was charged with possession of marijuana and cocaine. Duggan received a conditional discharge and Sheik received one year probation.
• On July 4, 1989, Davey Boy Smith, Jason the Terrible, and Chris Benoit were injured in a head-on automobile accident in Jasper, Alberta. Smith suffered a cracked vertebrae in his back and needed a hundred stitches in his head after being thrown through the windshield of the car. Jason suffers 2 fractures in his left leg. Benoit suffers an injured right knee.
That before Mark Henry joined the WWE ,he was actually sponsored by Titan Sports during the 1996 Olympic's in which he compeated in the sport of weight lifting
Mark Henry and Pittsburgh Steeler Kevin Henry are cousins
Gorgeous George (real name Stephanie Ballars) ,spent jail time as a teenager for burglaziring a home and slashing a girl's face with a broken beer bottle.
Eddie Guerrero's father Gori invented the camel clutch.
Terry Funk is Jason Harvey's Godfather.
Ryan Shamrock's real name is Alesha Webb and she is a top less dancer form Houston ,Texas
The WWE's first pick for the Mr Perfect gimmick was Terry Tayor
Former Freebird Jimmy Garvin is now an airline pilot.
D'Lo Brown began his career as "the head of security" for the gangstas in the smoke mountain wrestling.He later made his debut in the WWE as a member of the nation of Domination.
Nitro Girl Fyre attended Arizona State University and used to be a mortgage home broker.
The Warlord (real name Terry Szopinski) was force to retire from wrestling following a car accident in 1996
ECW'S Dawn Marie appeared in the original Austin Powers MTV sepecial as one of the go-go dancers and actually had a couple of speaking lines.
Chris Chetti was the first man to graduate from ECW's House of Hardcore wrestling school
Taz and Chris Chetti are cousins.
Paul Wight played college basketball at Wichita State
Nicole Bass's married name is Fuchs.
Jerry Jarrett brought Rick Rude to Memphis and give him the nickname "Ravishing"
Rick Rude still held half of the NWA Tag team title when he signed with the WWE (The NWA later claimed that The Rock 'n' Roll Express won back thous titles in a match that never took place)
Rick Rude was for a short time managed by his sister Raven.
Rude was the only foreign talent to make the finals of G-1 Tournament in Japan.
That before Mark Henry joined the WWE ,he was actually sponsored by Titan Sports during the 1996 Olympic's in which he compeated in the sport of weight lifting
Mark Henry and Pittsburgh Steeler Kevin Henry are cousins
Gorgeous George (real name Stephanie Ballars) ,spent jail time as a teenager for burglaziring a home and slashing a girl's face with a broken beer bottle.
Eddie Guerrero's father Gori invented the camel clutch.
Terry Funk is Jason Harvey's Godfather.
Ryan Shamrock's real name is Alesha Webb and she is a top less dancer form Houston ,Texas
The WWE's first pick for the Mr Perfect gimmick was Terry Tayor
Former Freebird Jimmy Garvin is now an airline pilot.
D'Lo Brown began his career as "the head of security" for the gangstas in the smoke mountain wrestling.He later made his debut in the WWE as a member of the nation of Domination.
Nitro Girl Fyre attended Arizona State University and used to be a mortgage home broker.
The Warlord (real name Terry Szopinski) was force to retire from wrestling following a car accident in 1996
ECW'S Dawn Marie appeared in the original Austin Powers MTV sepecial as one of the go-go dancers and actually had a couple of speaking lines.
Chris Chetti was the first man to graduate from ECW's House of Hardcore wrestling school
Taz and Chris Chetti are cousins.
Paul Wight played college basketball at Wichita State
Nicole Bass's married name is Fuchs.
Jerry Jarrett brought Rick Rude to Memphis and give him the nickname "Ravishing"
Rick Rude still held half of the NWA Tag team title when he signed with the WWE (The NWA later claimed that The Rock 'n' Roll Express won back thous titles in a match that never took place)
Rick Rude was for a short time managed by his sister Raven.
Rude was the only foreign talent to make the finals of G-1 Tournament in Japan.
some facts are wrong! im sorry
dude im not this geeky i always copy crap !!!! doesn't every one!
moreResolved Question: Questions for DAs/Cops/defense attorneys?
my worthless brother-
gets stopped by cop for no front plate and rear plate "coming back no record". doesn't have drivers license-he's suspended, no insurance and the car isn't registered with the plate is from his buds wrecked car
cop doesn't write a ticket or arrest him but asks him for consent to search-he's gives it and the cops searches. in the car (i think in glove box or center console) cop finds lists of credit card numbers and the security codes (from the back of the card) than my brother stole from his work. cop then arrests him and charges him with ID Theft and the traffic violations. later finds out the card numbers had been used fradulently by my bro.
my parents are paying a lawyer for my bro and this lawyer is telling them that the cops search was illegal because my brother "wasn't free to leave the traffic stop" when he gave consent to search so it wasn't really consent...does this make sense? me, will he get off or not? He's on meth and needs jail time.
thanks to every1 who have answered-this is in colorado. there is a "motions" hearing next month-the lawyer is filing to dismiss the ID Theft charge by saying the search was not consensual..and that as the cop had bro's ID and stuff he wasn't free to say no to the cop.
the da offered my brother a plea, but he refused it because it would be for 3 years in prison.
the lawyer has really got my parents hopes up, which is stupid. my brother has been on meth for 4 years now (he's 28) and has been arrested several times and in/out jail for a long time. we have locks on our bedroom doors to stop him stealing from my parents and from me and my little sister
moreResolved Question: 12 Drummers Drumming?
I'm doing the 12 Days of Christmas for my boyfriend to lead up to Christmas - here's what I've come up with so far:
(12 drummers drumming) - 12 DumDums dumping [out of a toy dump truck]
(11 pipers piping) - 11 Pop Rocks popping
(10 lords a-leaping) - 10 bucks for keeping
(9 ladies dancing) - 9 cards for chancing [9 lottery tickets]
(8 maids a-milking) - 8 Duds a-milking [8 mini boxes of Milk Duds]
(7 swans a-swimming) - 7 pops for sipping [he loves Dr. Pepper!]
(6 geese a-laying) - 6 games for playing
(5 golden rings) - 5 gold cookies
(4 calling birds) - 4 crunchy Nerds [candy]
(3 french hens) - 3 new pens
(2 turtle doves) - 2 toasty gloves
(and a partridge in a pear tree) - and a shiny new BlackBerry!
I'm not super crazy about #12 (especially since I can't find a toy dump truck anywhere!) - Do you have any alternative ideas for this one? Please feel free to leave suggestions for the other ones too! Thanks! :-)
I have tried Wal-Mart, Target, dollar stores, drug stores, grocery stores, etc. to find a truck. The only one I've found was at Wal-Mart and it was a little pricier than I'd like for something like this. It's just going to be used as a prop so I don't want to spend more than a couple dollars on it if I'm going to go with the truck idea.
moreResolved Question: Sometimes....is it better to be less specific????
The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES.
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB.
100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
AND NOW FOR THE BEST OF THE LOT:
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 negotiable. No longer needed. Recently
married; wife knows everything.
moreResolved Question: can anyone help me find a free wiring diagram for a 1988 dodge dakota truck?
the fuse that goes to my lights inside cab of truck and clock electronics keeps blowing and yesterday when I had the passenger door open the wires under my glove box started melting so now I have to replace the entire wires from my fuse block under dash
moreResolved Question: Opinion Poll: On a Scale of 1 to 10...How Freaky is This.....?
I was at the ATM this morning. The bank is a free standing building that also houses a very large Attorney's office. As I was leaving I see a woman drive up to the Mail box outside the front door. She was putting a letter in the box...and she was wearing Laytex Gloves!
Opinion Poll: On a Scale of 1 to 10...How Freaky is This.....?
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moreResolved Question: 2005 Grand Prix GTP Cabin Air Filter?
Service manual suggests replacing the Cabin Air Filter on my car but there is no reference to where the Cabin Air Filter is located on this car or the procedure to replace it and don't want to pay someone 20+ bucks for what is probably a 5 minute job.
I've read on the net that most of these filters are located behind the glove box or in the engine compartment on the passenger's side, but I don't just want to start tearing into stuff without having a decent idea of where it is located and the procedure for replacement. Anyone have detailed instructions for replacing the cabin air filter on this car? And ... does anyone know anyplace on the net where you can read and print sections of the service manual for this car and others for free or almost free? Thanks very much!
moreResolved Question: What Ya'll Think Of This Rap called where my money?
(Hookx2)D-Weezy & Yung-J
Where Mah Money (Rite here D-Weezy)
U kno i need mah money (i kno d-weezy)
Where Mah money (Rite here D-Weezy)
U kno i need mah money (I kno d-weezy)
(Verse1)
Yo i got tha stash n da bak i got tha weed n tha front unda tha seatz
tha gun n tha glove box i got cmc breakin it up mah hustla partna
we stay hustlin (hustlin) got des cowardz piss makin mo money den bill gatez
im like rick jamez im rich BITCH call me rick ross errydae im hustlin
yo cmc (huh) put tha crack n tha trunk yo im fiendin fo a blunt roll wun up
we can blow wun u feel me son damn now i got tha munchiez i need sumden
2 munch on i roll fattiez i got tha best blow 2 knock off yo wigg ya digggg
fuk smokin ciggarettez i roll blunt i got des hustlaz smokin on cancer stixz haha
i havent came by yet 2 give wat dey want so dey waitin fo me so dey can roll a blunt
im like fat joe and lil wayne i make it rain on des ho'zzz......
where mah money BITCH
(hookx2)D-Weezy & Yung-j
(Verse2)
I stay wif money I got money n da bank
I got money n da safe I got money unda tha flo'
from sellin off dat gud dro I got tha best n tha T
I got weed fo' mah G'zz and mah hood homiez
I got mah name from tha Streetz D-WeezY datz tha name
I make gud Profitz I got mah homiez makin crack n da basement
but I juss sell weed fo a replacement I'm like a market I sell meat 2 ho'zz
and I'm like a corna sto' I sell Relloz and mah house I sell dro I'mmma Drug Deala
so where iz mah money bitch pay up u dont git dis shit fo free wo tha fuck u think i iz
bitch im from tha hood mah name iz D-WeezY bitch so fuck u pay me I'll cut u a deal
give me sum pussy den maybe we can talk u'z a beautiful broad so fuck wif me babii...
where mah money BITCH
(Hookx2)D-WeezY & Yung-J
moreResolved Question: Fishing while pregnant?
This spring and summer my husband, daughter and I were going to go fishing. We bought all our stuff and extra fishing line. Well on the box it say the product contains lead, burth defects ya da ya da. Does this mean I cannot go fishing? I mean my building contains lead, my sisters apartments have a warning up.....Should I wear gloves? Can I fish period? Is there lead free line?
Thanks ahead of time. I dont know if there are alot of women who fish on here but thought I would give it a try
Ok no need to be rude. I don't plan on eating the line but I would be in contact with it when I pull fish out of water, take the hooks out etc..There is no way not too touch the line. I am guessing I just need to constantly wash my hands. It says not to breath it in either
I would like to thank the people ahead of time with experience who gave kind advice. I think it is pathetic the people that have to leave sarcastic or hurtful answers. I want do do the best for my child and protect myself as much as possible. Is that so wrong to you??
moreResolved Question: Why I spay/neuter?
This is not my story, but it is why I spay/neuter!
Yes, I Gas Dogs and Cats for a Living.
I'm an Animal Control officer in a very small town in central North Carolina.
I'm in my mid thirties, and have been working for the town in different positions since high school.
There is not much work here, and working for the county provides good pay and benefits for a person like me without a higher education.
I'm the person you all write about how horrible I am.
I'm the one that gasses the dogs and cats and makes them suffer.
I'm the one that pulls their dead corpses out smelling of Carbon Monoxide and throws them into green plastic bags.
But I'm also the one that hates my job and hates what I have to do.
First off, all you people out there that judge me, don't. God is judging me, and I know I'm going to Yotz.
Yes, I'm going to Yotz. I wont lie, it's despicable, cold, cruel and I feel like a serial killer.
I'm not all to blame, if the law would mandate spay and neuter, lots of these dogs and cats wouldn't be here for me to gas.
I'm the devil, I know it, but I want you people to see that there is another side to me the devil Gas Chamber man.
The shelter usually gasses on Friday morning.
Friday's are the day that most people look forward to, this is the day that I hate, and wish that time will stand still on Thursday night.
Thursday night, late, after nobody's around, my friend and I go through a fast food line, and buy 50 dollars worth of cheeseburgers and fries, and chicken.
I'm not allowed to feed the dogs on Thursday, for I'm told that they will make a mess in the gas chamber, and why waste the food.
So, Thursday night, with the lights still closed, I go into the saddest room that anyone can every imagine, and let all the doomed dogs out out their cages.
I have never been bit, and in all my years doing this, the dogs have never fought over the food.
My buddy and I, open each wrapper of cheeseburger and chicken sandwich, and feed them to the skinny, starving dogs.
They swallow the food so fast, that I don't believe they even taste it.
There tails are wagging, and some don't even go for the food, they roll on their backs wanting a scratch on their bellys.
They start running, jumping and kissing me and my buddy.
They go back to their food, and come back to us.
All their eyes are on us with such trust and hope, and their tails wag so fast, that I have come out with black and blues on my thighs..
They devour the food, then it's time for them to devour some love and peace.
My buddy and I sit down on the dirty, pee stained concrete floor, and we let the dogs jump on us.
They lick us, they put their butts in the air to play, and they play with each other.
Some lick each other, but most are glued on me and my buddy.
I look into the eyes of each dog. I give each dog a name.
They will not die without a name.
I give each dog 5 minutes of unconditional love and touch.
I talk to them, and tell them that I'm so sorry that tomorrow they will die a gruesome, long, torturous death at the hands of me in the gas chamber.
Some tilt their heads to try to understand.
I tell them, that they will be in a better place, and I beg them not to hate me.
I tell them that I know I'm going to Yotz, but they will all be playing with all the dogs and cats in heaven.
After about 30 minutes, I take each dog individually, into their feces filled concrete jail cell, and pet them and scratch them under their chins.
Some give me their paw, and I just want to die. I just want to die.
I close the jail cell on each dog, and ask them to forgive me.
As my buddy and I are walking out, we watch as every dog
is smiling at us and them don't even move their heads.
They will sleep, with a full belly, and a false sense of security.
As we walk out of the doomed dog room, my buddy and I go to the cat room.
We take our box, and put the very friendly kittens and pregnant cats in our box.
The shelter doesn't keep tabs on the cats, like they do the dogs.
As I hand pick which cats are going to make it out, I feel like I'm playing God, deciding whose going to live and die.
We take the cats into my truck, and put them on blankets in the back.
Usually, as soon as we start to drive away, there are purring cats sitting on our necks or rubbing against us.
My buddy and I take our one way two hour trip to a county that is very wealthy and they use injection to kill animals.
We go to exclusive neighborhoods, and let one or two cats out at a time.
They don't want to run, they want to stay with us. We shoo them away, which makes me feel sad.
I tell them that these rich people will adopt them, and if worse comes to worse and they do get put down, they will be put down with a painless needle being cradled by a loving veterinarian.
After the last cat is free, we drive back to our town.
It's about 5 in the morning now, about two hours until I have to gas my best friends.
I go home, take a shower, take my 4 anti-anxiety pills and drive to work.. I don't eat, I can't eat.
It's now time, to put these animals in the gas chamber. I put my ear plugs in, and when I go to the collect the dogs, the dogs are so excited to see me, that they jump up to kiss me and think they are going to play.
I put them in the rolling cage and take them to the gas chamber. They know. They just know. They can smell the death.. They can smell the fear.
They start whimpering, the second I put them in the box.
The boss tells me to squeeze in as many as I can to save on gas.
He watches. He knows I hate him, he knows I hate my job.
I do as I'm told. He watches until all the dogs, and cats (thrown in together) are fighting and screaming. The sounds is very muffled to me because of my ear plugs.
He walks out, I turn the gas on, and walk out.
I walk out as fast as I can. I walk into the bathroom, and I take a pin and draw blood from my hand. Why? The pain and blood takes my brain off of what I just did.
In 40 minutes, I have to go back and unload the dead animals.
I pray that none survived, which happens when I overstuff the chamber. I
pull them out with thick gloves, and the smell of carbon monoxide makes me sick.
So does the vomit and blood, and all the bowel movements.
I pull them out, put them in plastic bags.
They are in heaven now, I tell myself.
I then start cleaning up the mess, the mess, that YOU PEOPLE are creating by not spay or neutering your animals.
The mess that YOU PEOPLE are creating by not demanding that a vet come in and do this humanely. You ARE THE TAXPAYERS, DEMAND that this practice STOP!
So, don't call me the monster, the devil, the gasser, call the politicians, the shelter directors, and the county people the devil. Heck, call the governor, tell him to make it stop.
As usual, I will take sleeping pills tonight to drown out the screams I heard in the past, before I discovered the ear plugs.
I will jump and twitch in my sleep, and I believe I'm starting to hallucinate.
This is my life.
Don't judge me. Believe me, I judge myself enough
He is a very decent and loving man that needs to put food on the table. Please lets stop this!!!
Beleive what you must, but this day and age you see it all over the USA. I interveiwed him for my local paper and this is the report he gave me.
moreResolved Question: Why I spay/neuter?
This is why I spay:
Yes, I Gas Dogs and Cats for a Living.
I'm an Animal Control officer in a very small town in central North Carolina.
I'm in my mid thirties, and have been working for the town in different positions since high school.
There is not much work here, and working for the county provides good pay and benefits for a person like me without a higher education.
I'm the person you all write about how horrible I am.
I'm the one that gasses the dogs and cats and makes them suffer.
I'm the one that pulls their dead corpses out smelling of Carbon Monoxide and throws them into green plastic bags.
But I'm also the one that hates my job and hates what I have to do.
First off, all you people out there that judge me, don't. God is judging me, and I know I'm going to Yotz.
Yes, I'm going to Yotz. I wont lie, it's despicable, cold, cruel and I feel like a serial killer.
I'm not all to blame, if the law would mandate spay and neuter, lots of these dogs and cats wouldn't be here for me to gas.
I'm the devil, I know it, but I want you people to see that there is another side to me the devil Gas Chamber man.
The shelter usually gasses on Friday morning.
Friday's are the day that most people look forward to, this is the day that I hate, and wish that time will stand still on Thursday night.
Thursday night, late, after nobody's around, my friend and I go through a fast food line, and buy 50 dollars worth of cheeseburgers and fries, and chicken.
I'm not allowed to feed the dogs on Thursday, for I'm told that they will make a mess in the gas chamber, and why waste the food.
So, Thursday night, with the lights still closed, I go into the saddest room that anyone can every imagine, and let all the doomed dogs out out their cages.
I have never been bit, and in all my years doing this, the dogs have never fought over the food.
My buddy and I, open each wrapper of cheeseburger and chicken sandwich, and feed them to the skinny, starving dogs.
They swallow the food so fast, that I don't believe they even taste it.
There tails are wagging, and some don't even go for the food, they roll on their backs wanting a scratch on their bellys.
They start running, jumping and kissing me and my buddy.
They go back to their food, and come back to us.
All their eyes are on us with such trust and hope, and their tails wag so fast, that I have come out with black and blues on my thighs..
They devour the food, then it's time for them to devour some love and peace.
My buddy and I sit down on the dirty, pee stained concrete floor, and we let the dogs jump on us.
They lick us, they put their butts in the air to play, and they play with each other.
Some lick each other, but most are glued on me and my buddy.
I look into the eyes of each dog. I give each dog a name.
They will not die without a name.
I give each dog 5 minutes of unconditional love and touch.
I talk to them, and tell them that I'm so sorry that tomorrow they will die a gruesome, long, torturous death at the hands of me in the gas chamber.
Some tilt their heads to try to understand.
I tell them, that they will be in a better place, and I beg them not to hate me.
I tell them that I know I'm going to Yotz, but they will all be playing with all the dogs and cats in heaven.
After about 30 minutes, I take each dog individually, into their feces filled concrete jail cell, and pet them and scratch them under their chins.
Some give me their paw, and I just want to die. I just want to die.
I close the jail cell on each dog, and ask them to forgive me.
As my buddy and I are walking out, we watch as every dog
is smiling at us and them don't even move their heads.
They will sleep, with a full belly, and a false sense of security.
As we walk out of the doomed dog room, my buddy and I go to the cat room.
We take our box, and put the very friendly kittens and pregnant cats in our box.
The shelter doesn't keep tabs on the cats, like they do the dogs.
As I hand pick which cats are going to make it out, I feel like I'm playing God, deciding whose going to live and die.
We take the cats into my truck, and put them on blankets in the back.
Usually, as soon as we start to drive away, there are purring cats sitting on our necks or rubbing against us.
My buddy and I take our one way two hour trip to a county that is very wealthy and they use injection to kill animals.
We go to exclusive neighborhoods, and let one or two cats out at a time.
They don't want to run, they want to stay with us. We shoo them away, which makes me feel sad.
I tell them that these rich people will adopt them, and if worse comes to worse and they do get put down, they will be put down with a painless needle being cradled by a loving veterinarian.
After the last cat is free, we drive back to our town.
It's about 5 in the morning now, about two hours until I have to gas my best friends.
I go home, take a shower, take my 4 anti-anxiety pills and drive to work.. I don't eat, I can't eat.
It's now time, to put these animals in the gas chamber. I put my ear plugs in, and when I go to the collect the dogs, the dogs are so excited to see me, that they jump up to kiss me and think they are going to play.
I put them in the rolling cage and take them to the gas chamber. They know. They just know. They can smell the death.. They can smell the fear.
They start whimpering, the second I put them in the box.
The boss tells me to squeeze in as many as I can to save on gas.
He watches. He knows I hate him, he knows I hate my job.
I do as I'm told. He watches until all the dogs, and cats (thrown in together) are fighting and screaming. The sounds is very muffled to me because of my ear plugs.
He walks out, I turn the gas on, and walk out.
I walk out as fast as I can. I walk into the bathroom, and I take a pin and draw blood from my hand. Why? The pain and blood takes my brain off of what I just did.
In 40 minutes, I have to go back and unload the dead animals.
I pray that none survived, which happens when I overstuff the chamber. I
pull them out with thick gloves, and the smell of carbon monoxide makes me sick.
So does the vomit and blood, and all the bowel movements.
I pull them out, put them in plastic bags.
They are in heaven now, I tell myself.
I then start cleaning up the mess, the mess, that YOU PEOPLE are creating by not spay or neutering your animals.
The mess that YOU PEOPLE are creating by not demanding that a vet come in and do this humanely. You ARE THE TAXPAYERS, DEMAND that this practice STOP!
So, don't call me the monster, the devil, the gasser, call the politicians, the shelter directors, and the county people the devil. Heck, call the governor, tell him to make it stop.
As usual, I will take sleeping pills tonight to drown out the screams I heard in the past, before I discovered the ear plugs.
I will jump and twitch in my sleep, and I believe I'm starting to hallucinate.
This is my life.
Don't judge me. Believe me, I judge myself enough
P.S. This is not my story, it is a man who I have had close contact with for some time. He is a very kind man and he is telling the truth.
moreResolved Question: Training for Boxing/MMA?
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And I got this idea, from a a japanese cartoon, one of the fighters, would wear weighted clothing, and when he took it off, faster/stronger....I know it is a cartoon, but it makes sense, pro/cons?
moreResolved Question: Training for Boxing/MMA?
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Just to let you know I weigh 175, and am 5'10". I am started amtauer boxing, but notice I have little endurance, got winded in the second round. And I am in the process of turning my fat, what little there is, in to muscle. My legs/thighs, are huge compared to my upper body.
And I got this idea, from a a japanese cartoon, one of the fighters, would wear weighted clothing, and when he took it off, faster/stronger....I know it is a cartoon, but it makes sense, pro/cons?
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moreResolved Question: Are you ready for a real boxing match?
Muhammad Ali versus Mike Tyson LIVE !! ! !! !
(Warning) very long, Note that i used ring commentators to describe what would happen if they ever fought.
Read it like you're watching it.
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Good evening everybody, I'm Jim Lamphly and im here with Larry Merchant and Emmanuel Stewart and we are here live in the MGM grand hotel and casino in Las Vegas Nevada, where tonight, we will see history in the making between two well known, gifted, and talented boxers to settle for the undisputed heavy title championship of the world.
Well Jim, tonight is packed, more than 50,000 people and hardly any room for more, i know this will be a memorable one. What dyou think Emannuel.
Oh yes, great night for boxing, great event to be in, especially after what we saw tonight with the fight between Winky Wright and Floyd Mayweather jr.
Just earlier ago, Floyd Mayweather jr. and Winky Wright had fought an outstanding performance but ending with a controversal draw when judges scored the bout half and half all the same in favor of Winky and Floyd. Now we await for the two real fighters, real punchers, real boxers of the main event, that is, Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali.
Keep in mind everybody, i just want to point out something Jim, that the significance of this fight will determine not only the undisputed heavy title of the world, but also the greatest heavy weight fighter of the world.
That's right. This is the first time in history that we held the heavyweight title vacant and neutral so that both fighters may be considered both underdogs and heres Mike Tysons entry song.
Wow, what a song, such a deep monotone sound.
yup, kinda gives me that memory of the fight between Ali and Foreman when Ali was comin down with that electrofying feel to it just gives you goosebumps behind your neck.
Not to mention the fight between Tyson and Michael Spinks when Tyson walked through the ring
Its almost the same song
yeah
There he is. As we look at Tyson walking trough the ring we can see the crowd tonight with just and eerie feeling, everybody just murmuring, hardly anybody cheering. Tyson's coach Cus D'amato by his side along with Kevin Rooney arriving with a serious glance on there faces as they walk towards the corner of the ring.
And we can see here Mike Tyson, no robe one, no socks, just ready and waiting for the Muhammad Ali.
Yes, he has prepared phsically and mentally for this fight.
I donno Larry, you think Tyson must be wearing some kind of special shoes or something cuz without socks he can have serious wounds on his soles I mean this fight is very important to him.
Well, maybe he's just wearing very short socks or something.
Mike on the center of the ring walking back and forth and for the benefit of our viewers, heres the tale of the tape. Mike Tyson, 22 years old in prime condition. He weighed in this evening at 221 pounds. Reach from armpit to the end of the fist is 71 inches. His height of course is 5 foot 11 inches.
He is undefeated with 36 straight wins after that fight with frank bruno. He won Michael Spinks by knock out in round one. Unified his title three times by beating trevor berbick, James bonecrusher Smith, and Tony Tucker. All three belts have been declared vacant for the courtesy of this fight, And Here Comes ALI!
Wow, is that Joe Frazier and George Foreman behind him?
Yes, it is.
I can't believe it, who thought that it could begin like this.
No one, thats for sure.
Again, Muhammad Ali, considered by many boxing fans as the greatest fighter, walks somewhat extravagantly, poised with determination and courage.
He looks very determined today Jim.
Doesn't he always?
Yeah, Hahha i guess you can say that. He so much heart.
There's Angelo Dundee wearing the button shirt, and Drew Brown with the long sleeves, both by Muhammads side.
Foreman and Frazier, looking very dressed up this evening, having a little discusion with Ali, not sure what they're saying.
Look at Mike Tyson, just starring at Ali from across the ring. What a glazed serious look he has. That ring is packed with security across the middle.
Ali stepping on the stairs now and on to the canvas, begins to box dancing on the corner of the ring and heres the tale of the tape. 33 year old Muhammad Ali is 215 pounds and 6 foot 3 inches tall, and has a very worthy reach of 83 inches.
Muhammad Ali with 46 victories. Heres some of the highlights, winning Joe Frazier twice after losing to him back in 1971. Knocked out George Foreman to regain his title. TKO'd Archie Moore and defeated Floyd Patterson twice by KO. Beat Sonny Liston twice, second one was by one round knockout. After winning Frazier the second time, his title became vacant due to the courtesy of this fight.
Rules of the bout today givin by Harold Letterman.
Alright Jim, there are no 3 knock down rule. Only the referee can stop the fight. And if a fighter has been knocked down, he cannot be saved by the bell, including the 12th and final round, Jim...
Thank you for that Harold and now lets wait for the introductions hosted by Michael Buffer to announce the start of the bout.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to, the MGM grand hotel and casino in Las Vegas Nevada where tonight, a scheduled 12 round bout will determine the Greatest Heavyweight Champion of the World. Brought to you by associations of Don King productions, WBC and IBF sponsors, Budweiser, UNLV ticket complementation, World Boxing Association, and HBO pay per view sports. Judges for the bout today are Frank Cappuccino, Mills Lane, and Carlos Padilla. And the person in charge of the fight this evening, ladies and gentlemen please give a warm welcome to referee Rocky Marciano!"
(cheering)
Pretty loud in here now huh Emannuel.
I can tell Rocky had made a lot more fans than both of them here tonight.
"Let us all rise for the national anthem presented by former American Idol, Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Kelly Clarkson"
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight'
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!!!
And now....
For the thousands in the Arena...
And the Billions watching...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
LETS GET READY TO RRRRRRRUUUMBBBLE !!!!!!!!!!
"Introducing first to my right, wearing the solid black trunks, official record, 36 undefeated victories including 32 knock outs, no draws no defeats. He is the three time Heavyweight Champion of the world, IRON MIKE, TYYYYYYYYYYSOOOOONNN !"
"And in the blue corner, wearing the white trunks with black trim, official record, 46 victories including 33 knock outs and only 2 defeats. He is the 2 time Heavy Weight Champion of the world, the Greatest, Muhammaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ALIIIIIII !"
Here they come both at the center of the ring with referee Marciano.
"Alright guys, I want a good, I repeat, a good clean fight"
"you know you not the greatest"
"I ask to protect yourselves at all times"
"you cant out box me, I can take you on all night long"
"yeah, yeah, will see if you can back your words up"
"I tell you, I'm the champ around here"
"They'll be no head butting, no thumbing.."
"you know you not that champ yet until..."
"Muhammad, please be quiet, im trying to give you the rules here"
"until you fight me ya big sissy"
"oh im so scared"
"you better be"
"I'll eat your children"
"Say that again"
"Okay, the both of you! Listen up or I'll disqualify the next person that speaks up. Okay, in the event of a knock down, i want the fighter standing up to go to the farthiest corner of the ring."
"Come on Mike, Say that again"
"or what? huh, whatcha gonna do"
"Alright, now touch gloves and come out boxing."
wow
yup, you can say that again, Jim.
hahaa that was quite amusing and entertaning
yup i donno when the last time i seen fighters talk among each other.
probally from the Ali, Frazier Fight.
Yeah
Here we are ready and waiting for the sound of the bell for round 1.
hmmm
crowd cheering
Ali turns around and puts his hands down
DING !
Here we go! Round 1
Ali throws the first punch with a combination.
Mike Tyson weary, not really wanting to go explode yet.
Oh, what a shot by Tyson and Ali gets a shot at Mikes chest.
This is very rare, you seldom see Ali aim for the body.
More then seldom, you never see Ali aim for the body oh a solid uppercut slightly landed by Tyson.
Ali not quite having his rhythm just yet.
Hes doing good job jabing though, well not as good as when he dances, obviously hes not dancing just yet.
A litte jab by Ali flinches Tysons head back.
"Alright, break it up! Let go, let go, stop. I said break. Okay now box"
referee Marciano having a bit of struggle there breaking the two champions
Look at Tyson just going after the body, giving those fast little hooks.
You know Larry, Tyson does have fast hands, when comes to the body.
Right, Tyson's short hands have an advantage of speed depending on...
OH what a shot by Tyson with a left uppercut. That gotta hurt Ali.
"Break!"
Not really, Ali didn't get all the angles on that left
heres Ali with a payback of solid jabs left and right Tyson cant seem to get that right uppercut with a left hook follow, crowd cheering now as Ali throws
Ali speed to me is more faster than Tyson at this point.
OH MY GOSH! what a devasting left hookAND HE's DOWN. Down goes ALI!
CROWD yelling and screaming I CANT really HEar MARCIANOS COUNT!
"three, four, five, six...."
Is gonna make it?
"eight.."
He's up, He's UP!
What a shot, oh o, here comes TYSON again, gonna finish the job!
Ali still jabbing at him, it looks as though...
OH MAN! OH GEEZ! Another oh man ALI is Down AGAIN!
"one, two, three! Four ! FIVE!"
Thats was an uppercut this time
"seven, eight, are you okay ?"
Here's Tyson comin over and
DING!
"HO! !OOKAY STOP"
Here we go as we take the camera to Ali's corner
What dyou think of the first round Emannuel
Well like i said, Ali didn't seem to be stunned there
what do you mean, he was floored two times already
yeah but
Well it is only the first round i mean
Jim, Jim, come on, look Ali didnt get stunned when he went down
well, see he got floored but when he came back up he was filled with energy
yeah but
see but most Tyson opponents seem to have givin up at that point but not Ali
No, NO, Not Ali, look he's still has the heart and determination, even more so after that round
prescisly
"Okay, champ. Now what happened, there? You got knocked down. SO what? That doesn't mean squat, you can go get him up with a couple hard striaight rights on the head, okay, ON the HEAD. where's the towel, give him some water"
so you mean to say he just lost balance on the knocked downs
yeah, well it seems
what about the second one, how can you judge that, i mean that was a clean right uppercut
that doesn't really tell a fighter has lost mentally, you only see it outside but inside, i know ALi has the heart to out box Tyson
"Alright, you get out there and this time aim for his face, don't let him get you like he did that time, okay? Go get em champ go."
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DING !
Well, we've just saw Muhammad ALi go down twice the first round now we're in the 7th.
Ali seems to be not as physical on this fight
no not at all, in fact he seems to be blockin and countering more with that one two punch and here comes Tyson again devastating with that left hook slightly blocked in the head
Again, Ali has been down before this fight, by Joe Frazier, but he only lost to a descion
right, i guess because it was during the end of the fight at the 12th but here you see ALi, Unbelievably surviving the travails of the 1st round oh what shot by Ali giving Tyson a piece of his own medicine
man if he keeps this up it will be the comeback of a lifetime
yep
DING !
I had to give that round to ALI
Yes, for the first time i think the judges will score that round for ALI
Well, Harold, by the looks of this, after losing all 6 rounds, how did you score it
Okay, Jim, 6 rounds to 1, 69, 61, Mike Tyson, Jim I gotta tell you something, from the first 6 rounds Tyson was dominating Ali and what seemed like Ali's worst torcher since the broken jaw of the Ken Norton fight and Frazier knock down, Ali finally came back with a vengance at that 7th. Oh man, who would ever thought a fighter would come back after that brutal first round. Still has a long way to go jim. 69, 61, Mike Tyson.
DING !
Okay heres round 8, you saw Harold Letterman's scorecards and it seems that Muhammad Ali needs 8 more rounds to tie the score and its obvious that Ali needs a knock down to win this fight because the fight is up to 12 rounds not 16.
Jim, I gotta point out something. Everytime ALi does that rope-a-dope thing like he did at the first few rounds, he loses the score cards, now we are in the 8th round and its obvious that he no longer needs the judges to decide who wins the fight because he is still doing the rope-a-dope a little bit here in this round.
I'm glad you mentioned that Larry, he is losing the rounds because he is giving Tyson opportunity to score heavly on the face and body. what dyou think Emannuel?
Well, Tyson is doing more jabs this round than every other round i seen so far, it may be due to the fact that Tyson is alittle bit tired of throwing those hard heavy punches
Nice right hook by Ali as he begins to dance for the first time in this round.
DING !
"Alright champ, 4 more rounds to go, 9, 10, 11, 12. Do we have to go to tweleve? no. we stop him at his tracks. Go for the double left jab on him and.."
Here we go to Tyson's corner where it seems that Tyson has a little puffyness on his right eye.
"Okay Mike, I wanna see those body shots in an angle okay? Your doing well on the jabs but keep inside, I don't want you fighting him outside, go closer okay? Listen, Ali's tired he aint do shiet to you alright. deep breath"
DING!
Here's round 9, and Ali is dancing right now. You heard trainer Kevin Rooney say that Ali is tired. Is that why his dancing? what dyou think Larry?
No, I think Ali has just begun
hahahaha you right Larry he looks as though he has taken conrol of the fight so far
yes he has, and it seems, that if he keeps his cool, he may be able to OHHH WOW right HAND by Tyson, ALI staggering!
He's alright
It looks as though there is a cut on Ali's left eye, there is
And its bleeding bad, real bad
Now Tyson, looking more encourage now backs up Ali and try to get that eye
"ALRIGHT TIME!"
referree Marciano calls time due to Ali's severe bleeding
crowd boooing at this point, doctor comin to check the wound
"yeah, yeah, just on the left. Okay he's fine"
"Alright, time in!"
oh man, this is bad, that cut on Ali is bothering him
yep what a cut, looks as though Ali is getting a bit tired again
I guess Kevin Rooney was right
naw, with the look at Ali's face i think he still can go on throughout this whole fight
DING!
Angelo Dundee coming to look at the cut, using vaseline trying to coagulate the bleeding.
"your okay, that's nothing, that's nothing. Give em some water, okay champ, look now, I want you to go around his left, dont lean back anymore, I want you go forward, this is the 10th round, I want you to back this guy up, this the championship rounds okay son. alright more vaseline."
DING!
Here's the bell for 10th and that cut is so bad but it seems to have stop bleeding.
Like I said Jim, don't judge a book by its cover, you cant tell how the story is gonna end by looking at the front part of the book.
your right, look at Ali giving those one two combinations on the head
Tyson looking awfly hesistant as hes gives Ali two hooks across his head
He's bleeding again, that cut some open at one point, OH MAN! OH WHAT A SHOT BY ALI, and Tyson is momentarly stunned there, dyou see that Emannuel?
Yup, I told you, dont judge a book, look this, ALi just givin it to em.
he's still dancing, but now hes dancing closer
yea hahaha that doesn't sound right
haha look at Ali with that nice uppercut, its one of the few uppercuts we seen in this fight
DING!
And Tyson looks tired.
Yup, i think Ali won that also
definetly
Even though doesnt really matter, hes far from close on the score cards
Don't worry I dont think the Judges would have to judge this fight at the end
predicts ay Larry?
yup, I think Ali's readdy
DING !
11th! we are at 11th round
wow, ALi with 1, 2 ,3, 4 hit combination, all landing, all solid, its just popping Tyson's head back.
oh man, i can't believe after the 2 knock downs at the first and 6 brutal rounds, Ali starts doing this to Tyson
yup, what a fight
very good fight indeed
Tyson misses with that vicicous right uppercut that he used to knock out Ali the last time
Ali hammering away left right, left right, he can't miss
That left and right eye of Tyson is really begginning to puff up
exactly, now we can hardly tell if hes look left or right anymore
DING!
AND the crowd goes wild after the 11th
Oh my heart is pumping you guys
mine too, this crazy, this turining out to be a very good fight
now we go to Tyson's corner where coach Kevin Rooney trys to heel that puffy eye
"Okay Mike, MIKE, Listen to me, Mike, Okay son, Last round, okay, LAST ROUND, I want you to beat him down with the left hook from hell that Frazier did to him okay. MIke look at me, he's going down okay, just breath, take a deep breath. Relax okay relax, deep breath"
He looks exhausted there. what a fight. How often do you see a guy that has been knocked down twice, losing mostly every round give Mike Tyson such a hard time at this point.
Never
yup, And Tyson is undefeated, and has never, I repeat, Never been floored or even close to a point to get knocked down.
CROWD RISES
Michael buffer
"LAdies and GentlemEN, we are at, the 12th and FINAL ROUND!"
Crown cheering loudly than ever before this fight
DING!!!
and heres ROUND 12
Wow, what a shot by Ali that backs Tyson up all the way to the ropes.
Ali is still bleeding hard on that eye, he is half blind at this point
Tyson again with that left hook he's been looking for and missing
OH MY GOODNESS!!!
What a flurry of COMbinations!
And TYSON IS STAGGERRING AGAIN!
Tyson landing a hard right uppercut on the side and Ali just keeps Hammering
boom!
WOW!!!
WHAT HAPPPENED?!!
I CANT HEAR YOU!!
WOOOO!
HE"S DOWN!
It cANT BE!
OH DAMM, TYSON IS DOWN, for the first time of his whole career?
Was it a left?
We just GOTTA SEE IT on replay!
"SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE!"
He's UP! hE"s UP! HE"S UP!
Go get him ALI, GO GET HIM, GET HIM
Oh my, your really rooting for him, huh Jim
Ali Looking to finisht the Job
TYson just can't hit him anymore, he KEEPS missing! AND wow Ali keeps popping him back and forth, left and right, over and over.
Tyson moving around more
You know Jim I don't think Tyson got really hurt at that knock down either, well to my view
I donno but Tyson is now landing that left hook he just missed a right hook there
Ali's punches land like lasers, with pin point accuracy every round
50 seconds left on the clock OH MY GRACIOUS OH
WOW!!!
UNBELIEVABLE!!
WOOWW! ! ! ! !
WHWHKAHTKJHGHGG:QLKGH!!
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!
HE"S DOWN AGAIN! he is DOWN! !
"SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE"
He's up AGAIN, AND AGAIN ALI just keeps shoting those straight punches
OH I cant bear see this anymore
Look Tyson just taking and taking shot after shot and Tyson just doesn't quit
He's not punching anymore, now he's just blockin Ali's shots
OH man, OH heavens no, I can't believe this, LOOK LOOK LOOK
HOLY CRIMINY CHRISTMASS LOOK AT THIS!!!
IT"S TYSONS CORNER!!!!
OH MAN!!!
THERE COMING!!!!
THE CROWND IS GOING NUTS!!!
THEY"RE STOPPING THE FIGHT!!! THEY"RE STOPPING THE FIGHT
TYSONS CORNER IS ON THE RING!!!!
AND THERE GOES MARCIANO WAVING HIS HAND IN THE AIR AS COACH KEVIN ROONEY STOPS THE FIGHT!!!
IT ENDS AT A TKO!
good call!
yeah, you can say that again, i mean that was the most brutal 12th round i ever seen a fighter take
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good call!
yeah, you can say that again, i mean that was the most brutal 12th round i ever seen a fighter take
did you see that, man that was absolutly amazing, Muhammad Ali Landing almost EVERy single SHOT, man! IM OUT OF BREATH
me too
I THIRD IT
everyone is amazed at this performance, and he we see Muahammad ALik Lying on the canvas with his gloves to his face, Drew brown trying to get him up, and Larry Merchant is going on the ring to interview him
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Our new and GREATEST FIghter of all heavyweight championship,
winner by TKO,
MUHAMMMMAAAAAAAAAADD AAAAAAAAAAALLLLIIIII! ! ! ! ! ! !
"Wow, I'm out of gas, im sure you are tell us how..."
"IM KING OF THE WORLD!!! I AM THE GREATEST!"
"YOU GUYS THOUGHT I LOST, ever since the 1st round you think im gonna go and feel sorry for myself. NOWAY! I am the Greatest, those punches he throws has so much power and yet lacks the spirit that I have when I throw my punches. I just proved you all today, that even if you lost twice, even if you slightly underdog, even if Mr. Mike Tyson destroyed many of his oppponents in round 1, that I can still get up from that round 1, and knock him down in round 12, now